The Medical Profession
The medical profession
Has at least one grand obsession
If it cannot diagnose your case,
and your problems cannot place,
ot will put you in disgrace
And will say behind your face
We don’t mean to be despotic,
but we find that he’s neurotic
Since we cannot find a reason
For his aches and pains in season,
cannot name a name exotic
We must call it plain neurotic!
For they think they’ve learned a lesson
In a medical profession
‘Every symptom has a reason,
everyache and pain in season’.
I don’t mean to be despotic,
If they say that you’re neurotic
The odds are stacked against you so far,
It’s ten to one of you really are!